Happy Leap Day!

Since it's the first leap day in three years, I decided to celebrate all things leap-ish.

My first leap thing is leap frog. This couple is really digging the leaping even though the guy looks like he is about to cry.

My second leap-ish thing is this tiger. According to the article attached to this photo the tiger was "eventually shot with a tranquilliser dart and captured before being taken aboard the fishing vessel". I like to think, however, that she was just taking a refreshing dip while about a Carnival Cruise!

Ryan Gosling is a product of a leap year birth! I would personally like to thank leap year for this beautiful hunk of gorgeous bearded man meat! =D

I also found some leap day superstitions (found directly on Wikipedia, so you know it's true)! Did you know that in Greece, a couple married on a leap year is destined to have bad luck? Also, in English speaking countries it is traditional that women can only propose on leap years. In Denmark, women can propose on Ferbruary 24th of a leap year and if her proposal is rejected then she must be compensated with 12 pairs of gloves. That makes no sense to me, but I guess someone could get it.

Jail Time!

"More than 1 in every 100 Americans now behind bars"-- whenever I saw this on msnbc.com I almost died! That is absolutely ridiculous. Why do people have to do stuff to be put in jail? This country provides assistance (food stamps, welfare, medical cards, etc.) People shouldn't have to steal in order to live.

RIDICULOUS!

American Idol

I have to agree with Cassidy about the fact that Jason Castro is really good, I don't agree with Paula, Randy and Simon whenever they want him to lose the guitar, I think it adds a lot to his performance. I hate Luke also. I also have to agree that even though Amanda is good... I think... that she shouldn't win American Idol. But she should get a better hair style. I think that David Archuleta should win it all. If I had to choose a girl to win American Idol I would choose Brooke White. I love both of their voices... they are both so crisp and clean. Hopefully tonight whenever they do the group performance they will be able to do a duet together!! We can only hope! :)

Idol Wrap-Up.

I AM IN LOVE WITH JASON CASTRO!

I don't normally dig dreadlocks, but yee haw. I just totally loved his performance last night. I can't believe my DAWG Randy said that he wasn't that good. Grrr. If he would let me give him a cute little buzz cut circa Chad Michal Murray in A Cinderella Story he would be BEAUTIFUL! I am going to attach a video on the end of this post for you to ogle at. (Hahaha. OGLE.)

Aside from Jason Castro's ah-mazing performance, there was someone else I could simply not take my eyes off of. FOR THE WRONG REASON. Luke Menard has to be a woman with unusual facial hair growth. He totally ruined one of my favorite songs off of Guitar Hero. Killer Queen sounds much better when sang by Queen. Not gay poopy panties Luke. His voice sounds so much like a woman I cringe everytime I hear it. I just tried to show my mom the video of him singing last night and I swear I teared up.

Also, how can our American Idol even be named Chikezie?! It really bothers me that he doesn't even HAVE a last name. WTF. Obviously, he chose that name. Why? I have no idea. If you're going to go by one name make sure it's something that sounds awesome, not something that sounds like a sneeze.

Even thought the girls haven't performed yet, I really want to express my strong dislike for Amanda Overmyer. Every song she sings is going to sound the same. She yells. She hasn't even tried to sing anything that doesn't sound just like Janis or CCR. GET OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE, HO! I hate her hair, I hate her style, I loathe her voice. I don't think someone like this should win. Period. Everything about her is part of her "image". She ride a Harley. She LOVES Janis. Her favorite quote on her American Idol page is from, SHOCKER, Janis Joplin. (Sorry if I sound a bit hostile, but it kills me because my dad LOVES her. I have to get it out somehow. =P)

Here is that lovely Jason Castro video I promised. =D

Me As A Youngster!! (Billy)

Yeah, this is me as a child. I was amazing!! Well, it's not really me, it's David and Victoria Beckham a.k.a. Posh Spice's child, Cruz but I did the same thing whenever I was little!!

Perez Hilton said that whenever Posh tried to put little Cruz off stage that he cried like no other!

I Cannot Believe I Got This...

I cannot believe I got a wig catalog in the mail! It is so FUNNY!! I looked at it for hours and even made my wish list! If I bought everything on my wish list I would have to sell my new wheels to get it all!

GO LADY EAGLES!!!!

Our Lady Eagles at Johnson Central High School are doing very well this year. They are currently in a 10 game winning streak and they have a record of 20-6. THAT IS AMAZING!! Everybody here at Bloggywood is very happy for them and we wish them good luck!!

ONLY WISH WE COULD SAY THE SAME FOR THE BOYS TEAM!!

OMG!!!!

This is Robbie Carrico. You may recognize him from American Idol this year. Well, some people might recognize him as Britney Spears ex! Yeah that is right he dated Britney. He went to the "Drive Me
Crazy" premiere with her. There are pics of them together! that is weird.

Most Boss Person of the Week.

Okay, I didn't actually have a picture of this person, so I had to use a picture of someone who looked VERY similar to them (premakeover that is). You may remember this picture from a previous entry entitled "MOTH GIRL IS ON AMERICAN IDOL!". Well, it is true. Moth Girl is having a pretty boss week.
Here are just a few reasons why I feel that she is REALLY in for it this week:

1.) New haircut. Yes, she didn't wear it very stylish today, but still. It is a definite improvement from the all one length poof as seen on the left.

Her new haircut features layers angled toward her face and side bangs. Since I obviously didn't have a picture of this, I decided to draw my own interpretation. I tried as good as I could, but now I think she just looks like Garth from Wayne's World. =( (Wayne's World is btw, one of the BEST movies ever. You seriously should watch it if you haven't already.)

Club Day!

I hate club day!! It is so boring! I just sit here and listen to Tina Turner sing Proud Mary!

Happy Brit!!

Yay!! Britney Spears has been reunited with her children, I am so happy. She really deserved to see them. She has worked really hard at getting better to see them. I hope she maintains her good behavior.

From everybody here at Bloggywood:

CONGRATULATIONS BRIT!

The Rules of Slap Bet.

Recently, it has been brought to my attention that a few people (BRAD DAWG, ZACH SCARBRO) do not understand the rules of a slap bet. For eduactaional purposes I have googled and found the offical rules of slap betting.

OFFICAL RULES OF SLAP BETS
"A slap bet is created when two parties involved in a disagreement, argument, or difference of opinion mutually agree that whichever party is proven right (or winning party) gets to slap whichever party is proven wrong (or losing party) as hard as they possibly can."

I even found this video of the slap bet being executed perfectly. However, we do not use the rule that you can slap someone across the face. Try it and die.
=)

Porno. <3

I am a big fan of QVC (as you all know) and this video is probably the most awesome thing EVER!

Most Astounding Week Ever!!

I think that the person who has had the most astounding week ever this week is...

DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!

It's about time, Dog and his posse are finally re-entering prime time reports foxnews.com. I am stoked!!

Sorry J.Lo!! Dog beat you at Most Astounding Week Ever! Maybe if you save one of your twins from a burning building next week, you can make it!

Twins!!

J.Lo gave birth to her twins early this morning!!

It's a boy! And a girl!!!!

The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

La Lopez gave birth in Long Island, N.Y., where she and hubby Marc Anthony live.

CONGRATULATIONS!!

Thank God For Delta Burke!!

According to a recent interview with Entertainment Tonight, Burke went to a psychiatric clinic to "get my meds straightened out and to get properly diagnosed." And she has. Docs have since scaled back her intake.

Burke was also reported to be receiving treatment for hoarding, to which she admits she does and an addiction to the QVC Shopping Network and online auction sites.

What if Delta Burke was not addicted to QVC? Would it be waht is is today? Who knows, maybe she spent millions by the year... Quacker Factory's #1 customer!

Something That I Think Is Funny; a short story about a rough moment in Delta's life:

"Delta is also opening up about one night when she had gotten so upset about an article that a tabloid had written about her, she drove up to the top of the hill, with a bottle of Xanax, and a gun next to her. Blurke recalls, '"I just kept taking Xanax and hoping the pain would stop. I got really sleepy and decided to go for a ride. I needed a Diet Coke really bad. I called up [husband Gerald McRaney]. I didn't know where I was but he found me."'

Blizzards ruined my day.

Today Ashley, Billy, and I were dismissed early from school! Why? Because of the torrential blizzard. Yeah. EXCEPT FOR NOT!

I would love to know who voted for wanting to reproduce with Clay Aiken. Speaking of Gaiken, I mean CLAY, take a gander of this horrible beautiful video at the end of this post. I swear I think I peed my pants watching it!

I'm Still Alive!!

A U.S. Navy cruiser blasted the dangerous, hurtling spy satellite with a pinpoint missile strike that achieved the main mission of exploding a tank of toxic fuel 130 miles above the Pacific Ocean. China says it's on alert for possible harmful fallout.

Did you hear that? It's been shot and I'm still alive... luckily. Thank God!!

Hopefully, the Chinese are going to be okay!

Poor Britney! (Billy)

Britney Spears still can't see her kids, I think she has earned the right to visit with her kids again; considering that she is recovering from all of her issues and is now better... for the most part, that we can tell anyway. I think that the judge should reconsider his/her decision.

POOR THING!! SHE DESERVES VISITATION!!

My Hero On The Air!

A&E informed TMZ.com today that Dog the bounty hunter is now in production again. I am so happy!! This is the best day of my life!! I have missed Dog so much, nobody understands. I think he will totally get the Most Astounding Week Ever Award, unless somebody pops out a "yung'n"!

The Most Boss Person. (this week)

I (Cassidy) am going to create a new weekly thingy on the blog where I award someone with the superb honor of being the most boss person of the week.

Since Tonya Blanton gave me this idea, she had to be the most obvious winner! Tonya announced to me today that she actually woke up without hitting her snooze button.

ALL HAIL TONYA! (This week.)
=)

I HATE MARTHA STEWART!! (Billy)

Martha Stewart kills me, as a matter of fact I hate her guts!! And today, I found out that she purchased the rights to the Emeril Lagasse franchise of cookbooks, television shows, and kitchen products for a total of $45 million in cash and another $5 million in stock at closing. I don't like Emeril either, but I can tolerate him enough to watch him for like 30 minutes, I can't stand Martha for10!! And anyway, where in the world did Martha Stewart get all that dough? I have no idea, but she probably got it illegally from insider trading in the stock market!! Let's hope she did and gets caught again!! I want her to go back to jail and stay in the ghetto jail in Detroit!!! Seriously.

Jojo the ho is my HERO!(ASHLEY)

For my 3rd period I have a slave driver! It is Algerbra II, which you think would be easy after 1st period geometry, but know cuz Mrs. Laugh really weriod is stupid! Today was really hard and we had to do like 50 problems. ANd Jojo let me copy YAY!!

Celebs Pimping Their Kids Out! (Billy)

Christina Aguilera got paid $2 mill for the baby pics of her new son Max.

That is crazay!! Why would you do that?? Maybe I should have a baby!!

Most Astounding Week Ever!

I have decided that this week, Jamie Spears has had the most astounding week ever. He can maintain control of Britney's life until March 10th. That means that he decides whenever her manager comes to visit and when she can talk to her shady paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan. I'll bet Brit is not happy!!

Near Death!!! (Billy)

Yesterday, on msnbc.com, my favorite new source, I read that the government is going to shoot down that satellite that is hurtling through space and about to hit the earth and kill us all from flying debris and toxic rocket fuel, also known as, hydrazine, they are using a missile that is being shot from a ship in the Pacific Ocean to shoot it down. So now instead of dying from a satellite crashing into my living room, a missile is going to kill me!! This is so dramatic!!

Happy Valentine's Day! (And other stuff.)

Happy V-Day.
Or if you are like me, Happy Any Other Day of the Week!

Okay, so I'm just curious. Even though this picture is from a few weeks ago I must say WHAT THE HECK!?!?! Why would he subject his junk and pride to that? I don't want to see John Mayer in that. EVER. The other thing that really bothers me is that he is happy about it! Thumbs up happy even.

I am thoroughly disgusted.
THANKS JOHN.

Lily Allen

Lily Allen unleashed her inner Goth at the Luella fashion show in London today.

I am scared, I guess a miscarriage does crazy things to you that you can't control, like make you walk like you are drunk and dress really badly!!

POOR THING!!

Anonymous.

Hola Anonymous!
Will you please tell us who you are? It is really causing us some trouble here at the Ashley/Billy/Cassidy camp! I am totally willing to beg.
=)

Anna Nicole

Today marks the one year mark! Anna Nicole Smith died one year ago today. I can hardly beleive it. Feels like just yesterday. She was awsome, I miss her.

Pizza Party!!! (Billy)

Cassidy and I have one of our favorite teachers, the infamous Mr. Bunny, together and yesterday he told us that we would have pizza party 2day but instead we had a reese's cup and tootsie roll party. BUMMER! I'm not dogging on Mr. Bunny for giving me candy but I wanted pizza. I was very upset, but not as upset as Cassidy because that is her favorite food. She began stomping and hollering and cussing at Mr. Bunny... NOT!! Oh well that is the only exciting thing that happened 2day!! And we had a pep rally. Ra Ra!! GO EAGLES!!

Most Astounding Week Ever!! (Billy)

I am starting something new for the blog. From now on I am going to inform our readers who I think is having the most astounding week ever on every Friday!! Anybody is fair game whether it is somebody at our school, a celebrity, or even one of us!!

Best Week Ever Week of February 4th, 2008

I think Amy Winehouse is having the best week ever because even though she is the ugliest celebrity to have her picture taken (except Cher) she is cleaning up in rehab and although she wasn't awarded a visa to visit the U.S. for the Grammy Awards, which she is nominated in six categories for, she is performing via satellite. This is wonderful, I really like Amy Winehouse for some unexplained reason.

Special Buddies.

Would you ever guess that these two gender confused men would be my heroes? Just by looking at them you can obviously see that they have insane fashion sense, great makeup skills, and their cereal is extremely high in fiber. They are possibly the two funniest people I have ever met, uh, watched. I really can't explain my dedication and LOVE for them. It might just be the fact that Rob has TWENTY ONE WORLD RECORDS and Big Black has TWO! Yeah, I went there. Basically if you don't watch Rob and Big you are LAME with a capital L. And a A. And M. And maybe even and E.

Random Ryan Gosling beauty.

=D

Billy Is Pooping His Pants!!

I thought Cher was done 4-eva!!! Apparently Not:

She's back from retirement!

Caesars Palace in Las Vegas is going to announce on Thursday their hundred million dollar plus deal with the one and only Cher.

The international icon has entered into a very lucrative agreement with the hotel for a series of over 200 shows, which will run over the course of the next three years in their 4300 seat Colosseum.

Her first show will be on May 6th.

An insider tells perezhilton.com, "Cher tells us that she juggled three different boyfriends last summer, has spent a lots of time quietly visiting wounded soldiers at different hospitals around the world, doesn't have
words to express her hatred for George Bush, passionately endorses Hillary Clinton and most importantly is reuniting with the great Bob Mackie on the costumes for her Las Vegas run."

Her rep refused to comment on any of the above except to confirm that she too heard that sequins have officially been added to the endangered species list.

I Love You Anonymous!!! (Billy)

Dear Anonymous,
If you are real and you are not Ashley and/or Cassidy pulling a mean joke on me then I love you!! If you are Ashley and/or Cassidy then I HATE YOU!!!! LOL!!! Oh well, spread the word about us, anonymous.

We are vH1 bound!!!!!

Moth Girl is on American Idol!

Billy's Precious Grandparents!!!!!!

Well, Cassidy got to put her wish I was in it family on the blog so I get to put my wish I was one of their descendants on the blog:


If I was in these oh-so-wonderful people's family I would say: "These ever so beautiful people are my grandparents and I love them and if you want to make fun of their funny hair and scary smiles then just go ahead because I don't care!!!!!"

My Favorite Family. (Besides My Own!)

I totally love the Gosselins. As I metioned in the title, they are my favorite family besides my own. I feel like they should adopt me! I mean, they already have eight kids, so adding one more isn't a big deal!

To the left you can see their revised family portrait with Cassidy added! I would totally fit in!

Possibly the Funniest Video EVER!

The Big Day!

Tomorrow is the big day!!! I (Billy) go to get my permit!!! I'm not going to be like the loser Ashley and fail it the first time... hopefully!!! Oh well, let ya know 2morrow!!!

***EDIT***
12:08 PM
Today is a crappy day. It was raining this morning and I got my shoes wet!!!!!! I almost died. I leave in 10 minutes to go to the permit office!!!!!!!

***EDIT***
3:09 PM
"You passed Roberts." Those are the most beautiful words I have ever heard. I got my permit!!! I'm so enthusiastic!!!!!! I've already drove a little bit but not enough!!!!!!

Super Boring Bowl.

Okay. Today is Super Bowl Sunday. I don't like NFL Football and the only thing I really get into is the half-time show. I just got done watching it, btw. IT WAS EVEN CRAPPIER THAN A PORTAPOTTY! OMG. Who thought, "Dang. I know how we can get great ratings. Let's hire Tom Petty! Even though he hasn't seen daylight in a couple hundred years, let's get him to haul his wrinkly butt out and perform!" Okay, so it wasn't THAT bad. But it could've been a lot better.

Look at that sexy beast. Doesn't that face just scream half time gold?!?!

Ashley's Sister's NEW Illness.

Ashley's little sister Poopney is always sick. She never goes to school. I don't really now why because she goes to like the best middle school there is in the world. But I think of all the illnesses Poopney has had over the past couple years that this is the best! On Monday she told my mom that she was sick. She said that her back was hurting. So, she didn't go to school ALL week. She has been getting test, x-rays, and sonograms. Yesterday, the test results came in. And my sisters illness has..... CONSTIPATION! OMG. Yeah, that's right. CONSTIPATION. My sister has a 50,020,230 dollar medical bill and constipation. She hasn't pooped in a month she says. I don't think that is humanly possible, but it is funny.

Best Jewlery Ever.

I am going to purchase this pin for the VERY reasonable price of $99.75 from QVC.
Unfortunatley, it is not on Easy Pay.
=(
I think that this review accuratley sums up my feelings for this beautiful pin. "I wear a pin to work every day on the lapel of a jacket or blazer. I have received more compliments on this pin than on any other piece of jewelry I have ever worn ( and I own and have worn a lot). It's beautiful, a real statement piece!"

Billy's First Post.

Hello, last night Ashley and Cassidy went to the movies with a couple of our friends, we'll call them Jananda and Falton. They watched 27 Dresses it is reportedly a good movie. Although considering last weekend we watched Meet the Spartans and IT SUCKED, the Veggie Tales movie would have won our award for best picture. Oh well, I'm anti-social so I stayed at home and ate cereal while I watched Jeanne Brice on QVC sell Quacker Factory products to old women. It was awesome!!!!!

Crazy.

Obviously, Billy, Ashley, and Cassidy attend high school. Billy and Cassidy have a typing class with a teacher that is ZANY. We will call him Mr. Bunny for privacy sake. Some of my (Cassidy) favortie moments this year have been with Mr. Bunny. My Top Eight Mr. Bunny moments:

1.) He told me that we made him so stressed out he needed to pop a Valium.
2.) He told me I HAD to take a peanut M&M. Like, he basically shoved it down my esophagus. BTW, I hate nuts and chocolate together. The conversation went basically like this;
"TAKE AND M&M!!!!!!"
"No thanks, I don't like them very much."
"No. Take TWO of them. Any color. Pick a color!"
I quickly picked two of them (blue and orange if you must now. Gator colors! =D).
I seriously almost vomited. EW.
3.) He calls Billy Billy Ray Cyrus. And asks him everyday is he will release an album or sings or whatever. Billy hates this. I find it absolutely hilarious.
4.) He told me he wanted to adopt me simply because I could type fast.
5.) I handed in a sample flier about a trip to Paris and he squealed "WEE WEE! Good job Cassidy!".
6.) He loves the way I sit. Which isn't that different, but whatever tickles his pickle I guess.
7.) He <3's Reba McCintire.
8.) Sometimes he totally ignores me, which just gets my gizzard. He'll ask who grossed over 50 words and I'll raise my hand and he'll be like, "So. What did you get Kayla?!?!?!"